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However, they may now want to capitalize on this and register it for a trademark. Wendy’s claims that its subliminal message was unintentional. If you look closely at the new Wendy’s logo below, you can see in Wendy’s collar the word “Mom.” It is however unknown how they came to be and who made them.” Well, that explains why the poor bastard on the moon doesn’t need a spacesuit (as Gru did), but not much else.As I was enjoying a Wendy’s chocolate frosty, I began thinking about the new Wendy’s logo I had seen in several articles on Yahoo! In the midst of the hoopla about the “hidden” or subliminal message in the new logo, I got to thinking about trademarks with subliminal messages in them.
And where the hell did they come from? Are they aliens? An experiment gone wrong? Did Gru create them as ad-hoc children to make up for years of self-imposed loneliness? The Despicable Me wiki says, “Their existence as artificial beings is noted by the final schematics in the little girls’ room. These walking twinkies are highly entertaining, but also kind of creepy. They look pretty happy up there with those whimsical dance moves, sure, but make no mistake: Vector and that anti-gravitated minion will die cold and alone on the moon. Now werewolves are in the mix? This place just keeps getting better and better.Ħ) Vector and that one abandoned minion are stuck on the moon with no hope of rescue
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There are no other supernatural characters in the movie Gru and Vector use technology (and science?) to carry out their nefarious plans. So in this world, supervillains are powerful enough to alter our solar system at will. I’m no scientist, but don’t we need the moon for stuff? Like, tides or something? Wouldn’t some Day After Tomorrow business go down if the moon suddenly became the size of a grapefruit? Probably, because look what happens immediately following Gru’s moon shrinkage (around 1:05). While it’s a pretty convenient plot device, stealing the moon is an objectively impractical plan. You prepubescent girls made this cookie delivery alone, you say?” “…and this is where I hang out in my pantsuit with my shark. …Not to mention the whole enterprise is a sexual predator’s dream come true. Oh, and it’s fueled by child slave labor. What’s never clarified is “how” or “why.” I just want someone to explain this business model to me.īefore Margo, Edith, and Agnes are acquired (i.e., adopted) by Gru, they live at Miss Hattie’s Home for Girls, which appears to be a front for some kind of underground cookie-selling empire. Perkins (the evil banker), somebody is profiting off these crazy thefts.
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The evil madman with a plasma death ray in his pocket is free to role-play as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Easter Bunny with his three Stockholm-syndromed hostages.Īlso, if Gru or Vector felt the least concerned about the law, they wouldn’t park their supervillain lairs in the middle of rural neighborhoods.Īll that’s missing is a sign out front that says, “Come and get me, pigs.”īased on Gru’s interactions with Dr. SWAT teams are never called in to that theme park. Police detectives never show up to inquire about a deadly hit-and-run. Pictured in foreground: the best reason EVER to dial 911.
Once inside the theme park, Gru pulls out this little doohickey to destroy a rigged carnival game… This (presumably disappointed) fellow is never heard from again.
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Or at least the neighborhood watch.Īnd what about that theme park sequence? After stealing the shrink-ray gun from Vector, Gru delivers the line, “Life is full of disappointments…for some people.” Then he bumps an elderly fisherman off a cliff. Pictured in background: a good reason to dial 911. The main antagonist is another supervillain who happens to live in the same town, resulting in a turf war that should attract more attention than it actually does (that is, none) from the authorities. What don’t seem to exist, however, are any superheroes to stop him. Heck, there’s even a secret “Bank of Evil” Gru uses to fund his exploits. In Gru’s world, it’s clear that multiple supervillains exist.
Don’t get me wrong, I still think this movie is the bees knees-I can’t wait for the sequel-but certain aspects of Gru’s universe are more…well, despicable than others.ġ) Law enforcement officials are awful at their jobs, if not entirely absent However, I hadn’t seen Despicable Me in a while this time around, I noticed some downright ominous goings-on in the narrative’s deceivingly colorful background. I find it relaxing to fall asleep watching familiar movies, so I queued it up the next night. Which reminded me how much I liked the first movie-a charmingly hilarious story about a supervillain whose heart is softened by three adorable orphans. While perusing the internet last week, I came across the latest trailer for Despicable Me 2.